The Quotes Book
| With an 80% incest ratio what the hell do they do for socials? | ¬Mark | ||
| I stayed in bed with Andy talking about oral sex until 5 in the morning | ¬Cath | ||
| Alan is a dirty limerick kind of man | ¬? | ||
| Mark: 'Is XXX better than the Bourne Identity?' Cath: 'Of course it is, XXX is 600 which is better than 490' Mark: 'Huh?' (A portsmouth I guess) | ¬ | ||
| I was playing with it in bed (her riser...apparently) | ¬Laura | ||
| Vanessa: 'I used to play strip poker at shcool' Mark: 'But wait, you went to an all girls school' | ¬ | ||
| There's always going to be boys around to do it | ¬Vanessa | ||
| I've not done any groping in a long time | ¬Laura | ||
| I was doing so much gratuitous groping it was unbelieveable | ¬Cath | ||
| Find me some young virgins | ¬Jon | ||
| You can dance around while I wear my sunglasses | ¬Jon | ||
| I am a gay icon | ¬Alan | ||
| I was in a world of my own fiddleing with my equipment | ¬Vanessa | ||
| Have you ever eaten 5 mini baby bells to get really good dreams | ¬Andy | ||
| Cheese is chocolate for men | ¬Andy | ||
| We're going home in the van of luuurve' | ¬Laura | ||
| What did you just do, strangle a smurf? | ¬Mark, On seeing Antje's hands stained blue | ||
| We can't get drunk more than once a fortnight (not particularly well received!) | ¬Rachel | ||
| Even if it is just in your bedroom with a training aid... | ¬Cath | ||
| I do officially apologise for the thigh stroking incident | ¬Rachel (& maybe Ben) | ||
| Now Jakob has gone I've not only lost my nemisis but my pre-match smoke! | ¬Ollie | ||
| What do you think I am? The doughbury pills boy - a confectious come drug dealer | ¬Alan to Cath | ||
| growing your hair is like trying to poo upwards | ¬? | ||
| go on, embrace your inner whore, find someoe else to embrace it too | ¬Ollie | ||
| 'I was lathered up by a giant baby,' about her latest experience at a Wadham Queer bop. | ¬Cath | ||
| 'Andrew is the Kama Sutra of our relationship' | ¬Rachel | ||
| I'll have a multiple screaming orgasm - I'm easy. | ¬Laura | ||
| Would you like to see my wand? at the last Halloween party | ¬Geoff | ||
| Stop throwing your zombies at me! | ¬Rachel to Geoff | ||
| 'I don't understand the desire to sleep naked, it's not natural' | ¬Laura | ||
| 'I don't like punching, I'm a slapper' | ¬Laura | ||
| its all about the chemisrty its all about the luuuvveee | ¬Geoff | ||
| Mr Darcy is enough to make anyone bi-curious! | ¬Andy | ||
| Andrew, surrounded by dirty tabs at the curry after the varsity match, said, 'My god! I've got a dirty tab in my pocket!' as he produced a dirty tab from his pocket. | ¬ | ||
| My girls won't do anything unless it's a Friday night. | ¬Cath | ||
| 'well Laura you have shot a 500 portsmouth and been sick from drinking; now you are a real man' | ¬Andrew | ||
| I don't often look at my testicles in the bath | ¬Cath | ||
| I've known since 1st year that it was going to happen, I just didn't think it was going to | ¬Cath | ||
| Ollie: 'What's the best stategy for going for a wee?' (in a tournament) Mark: 'Catheter' | ¬ | ||
| Cath: 'But you're a big softie' Mark: 'Yeah, but I can look like a big hardie' | ¬ | ||
| Andy: 'Give it to me now!' Geoff: 'Only if you let me strok your long rod.' | ¬ | ||
| Ben: 'I can't think of anything I've done which is embarassing' Andy: 'Wearing a tweed hat?' | ¬ | ||
| 'Aeron gets drunk by association' | ¬Laura | ||
| Release is the most important thing for me | ¬Geoff | ||
| Mark: 'Hi Geoff, how is the beer society going?' Geoff: 'I'm fine' | ¬ | ||
| 'It should be volontary to give but obligatory to recieve' | ¬Geoff | ||
| 'It's like I'll die, and that's not good' | ¬Zubin | ||
| 'Expose people in groups' | ¬Ollie Brown | ||
| 'Everyone's tried on Bens hat. It's a whore' | ¬Geoff | ||
| 'Get Tustian drunk and he'll do anything' | ¬Laura | ||
| 'Cath is looking quite hot' (playing twister) | ¬Laura | ||
| 'They are poking me over there' | ¬Cath | ||
| AgggHHHh! My groin is on fire!!! | ¬Jon | ||
| Laura : 'That's a nice new gap coat you've got, where did you get it' Laura's Sister : 'Gap' | ¬ | ||
| Laura : 'I decided to sleep with Cath early on' Alan: 'So did I' | ¬ | ||
| Mmmmmm...porty goodness | ¬Jon | ||
| 'I'm missing out on all of this fun because I'm sleeping alone' | ¬Antje | ||
| 'I was such a slut that night' | ¬Cath | ||
| 'Do you know how much you are dribbling on me' | ¬Matt to Alan | ||
| 'This is kind of a notorious story but one morning I woke up in bed with a dog' | ¬Vanessa | ||
| 'I thought Canadian was like American, but English' | ¬Vanessa | ||
| 'Ooh...can I play with that strange ball' | ¬Vanessa | ||
| Tomasz, in the famous drinking game, came up with, 'I have never used rubber toys with bumps on' and 'I have never had a twenty inches long penis.' Go Tomasz. | ¬ | ||
| 'Increased air pressure hightens sexual arousal' | ¬Ben | ||
| 'I am a slow masticator' | ¬Ben | ||
| 'It's important I wake up and it's not all stiff' | ¬Ben | ||
| 'I've always wanted to whip Ben' | ¬Laura | ||
| 'Yes 14 inches is big Ollie' | ¬Laura | ||
| 'I was a Cheer-leading whore' | ¬Laura | ||
| 'You've got me wet before, Ben' | ¬Laura | ||
| Ben (trying to attract freshers at fair): Maybe we can tell them that you can pull more than a hundred times a week. | ¬Bob | ||
| 'We never do anything exciting' ....and who's fault is that Mr.Social Secretary? | ¬Paul C | ||
| Suzanne: 'I'm going to climax this term' Dave: 'Many times' | ¬ | ||
| Paul C: 'This map is pants' Dan: 'Unusual choice of material' | ¬ | ||
| 'Omar, Omar! Remember the fake breasts!' ....Shouted down the road for all and sundry to hear | ¬Paul C | ||
| It was a good night I spent it with James Keogh | ¬Omar |
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