Predict-o-footy-o-matic: Premiership Predictions 2023-24

Closing date for this year will be the day before the first game after the international break (whenever that is).

Last year's winner was young Barney Walsh who wins by virtue of still being at school when he won. Big ups are extended to novice Chris Johnson who equalled the experienced Barney at the first attempt and multiple winner Gordon Berry who really needs to give the rest of us a chance: they all scored 60.

So, order the teams below into the predicted finishing positions and press 'Submit' remembering of course to add your name first. The differences between your prediction and finishing positions are added up, the lowest score wins. You dont really need to know much about football, many past winners wouldnt know the inside of a football from the outside.

The winner is allowed to strut about the place with a confident swagger and has full bragging rights over the known universe for the next year.

Current entries

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Prediced finishing positions

Drag the list below into the order in which you think the teams will finish.

  1. AFC Bournemouth
  2. Arsenal
  3. Aston Villa
  4. Brentford
  5. Brighton & Hove Albion
  6. Burnley
  7. Chelsea
  8. Crystal Palace
  9. Everton
  10. Fulham
  11. Luton Town
  12. Liverpool
  13. Manchester City
  14. Manchester United
  15. Newcastle United
  16. Nottingham Forest
  17. Sheffield United
  18. Tottenham Hotspur
  19. West Ham United
  20. Wolverhampton Wanderers