Outgoing president John "Satan" Tansley approved these minutes at the 1996 AGM, so they're probably fit for publication on the web.
Original text by Dave Spence. HTML version by Neale Grant.
Present: John Tansley, David Spence, Nick Lawrence, Olivia Milburn, Clare Phethean, Neale Grant, Richard Blunt, Tom Arnold, Eloise Dunn, Graham Jones, Marcus White, Peter Breed, Dave Talbot (late...)
We make punch. Someone says it is very good. Meeting starts at 8.23pm.
Items discussed:
John says that he hates children. Don't know quite why, or why he said it, but it's in the minutes.
Officers' reports:
Everyone agrees that the first lot of punch was better than the second. Graham suggests that we should let the clock take the minutes. Graham is awarded the 'Worst Joke of the Evening' Prize.
Elections:
Tournaments: Richard (prop Dave S, sec John) 12 for, 0 against Equipment: Neale (prop ?, sec John) 9 for, 0 against Treasurer: (prop Dave, sec John) 6 for, 4 against Bottle (prop Peter, sec Graham) 7 for, 4 against Crisp packet (prop Nick, sec Olivia) 8 for, 8 against Social Sec: Nick (prop ?, sec Olivia) 9 for, 2 against Camera (prop ?, sec ?) 6 for, 2 against Secretary: Dave (prop John, sec ?) 9 for, 5 against Bottle (prop Neale, sec ?) 10 for, 1 against President: John (prop Nick, sec ?) 1 for, 8 against Neale (prop Dave, sec Dave) 1 for, 2 against
New Committee - Richard, Neale, Bottle, Nick, Bottle, Neale
It is observed that Neale cannot do two posts, so he resigns as president. Someone questions the ability of inanimate objects to be on the committee. It is pointed out that this didn't stop us electing Dave T last year. The bottle resigns as a protest against discrimination.
New Committee - Richard, Neale, Nick, Dave, John
Nick defaces minutes. John takes photos.
Meeting closed at 10:33pm, give or take a few minutes.
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