OK, here it is....the eagerly awaited electronic quotes book. This holds all the amusing things that we are alleged to have said from 1998 onwards. Blame Paul C.
Also available is the original quotes book, containing quotes going back into the distant past before 1998.
Paul Concannon
Worcester, Classics
1997-
'Look, for all we know lots of really good women could turn up next year and thrash Dave regularly....'
'We never do anything exciting' ....and who's fault is that Mr.Social Secretary?
'Omar, Omar! Remember the fake breasts!' ....Shouted down the road for all and sundry to hear
'No-one ever fails classics mods it's piss easy'
Paul to Graham: 'Get it up!'
Paul to Dan: 'Go on then, whip 'em out'
'Men, they're all bastards'
About Rob: 'He never comes...'
Paul Salter
Wadham, Chemistry
1996-
'I've heard you like it spicy...'
Suzanne Weller
St.Edmund hall, Physics
1995-
'Dave's not quite fit enough yet...'
Aaron: 'I had two sets of carbons and they both split'
Suzanne: 'Didn't you shoot them into the wall?'
'Could everyone just write PMT?'
Suzanne: 'Do you want to go with a woman or a man?'
Paul C: 'I'm not sure'
Suzanne: 'I'm going to climax this term'
Dave: 'Many times'
Daniel Corder
Balliol, Engineering
1996-
'I've never said anything amusing in my life'
Paul C: 'This map is pants'
Dan: 'Unusual choice of material'
'Oh shit' ....having demonstrated his dazzling driving skills.....into a bollard
'We have to shove it somewhere'
Graham Lewis
Keble, Biochemistry
1997-
'I'm not walking around Oxford with an elf on my back'
Bruno Goh Luse
Keble, Geography
1998-
'Archery is about doing everything the same, time and time again.'
Special abilities: Tank driver ???? Don't ask me, its Paul C's quotes book
'How far down do you usually go?'
Tom Arnold
Oriel, Chemistry
1994-1998
Linacre, Chemistry
1998-
'It's always best to sit next to a sailer at the annual dinner'
Vanessa Regester
Balliol, Bio-chemistry
1999-
'I think I want to go back to my room now' ....Shortly before being violently ill in a manner that had absolutely nothing to do with alcohol
Mark Bass
Jesus, Chemistry
1996-
'Omar - he's quite fit really'
'As anybody can vouch for, I'm tight as you like'
Jon Fitt
SEH
1998-
About Paul C: '(He's) Foaming under the table'
Graham adds: 'Between the legs too!'
'3 out of 17 people choose Pepsi over real people'
Dave Spence
SEH
1993-
'Looking this sexy doesn't come easy you know'
'If I put my jumper on and pulled my skirt up I'd look completely normal'
'I was just rearranging them' ....having gone to the toilet
'If your girlfriend's short she should be really, really short, kneeling down, whatever'
Neale Grant
Univ
1994-1998
'What I should do now is take off all my clothes and run naked around the car park'
'Do you think that woman wants us to go down?'
'Um, yes, I'm doing a DPhil...'
Omar Al-Mushadani
Hertford, Physics
1995-1999
'Do you get to fiddle with their equipment as well?' ....after Mark Bass suggests an equipment sub-committee
'It was a good night I spent it with James Keogh'
'Who wants a piece of the action?'
Heather Nock
'We're all infected at Queens'
Electronic quotes book maintained by Graham Lewis