************************************************************************************************ Dunfermline Athletic - Tuesday 2nd January 2001 ************************************************************************************************ ================================================================================================ Squad ================================================================================================ No Name Position(s) Nat Born Age Caps Gls Wages Expires Value ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5 Angry Squirrel D RLC LTU 29.4.77 23 22 - £2K 1.7.03 £800K 22 Aquamarina S C HOL 4.1.72 28 - - £1.7K 1.6.02 £1.1M 34 Bell End GK SWE 5.11.83 17 - - £425 25.6.04 £35K 36 Boyle, Steven F RC SCO 20.3.80 20 - - £500 30.6.01 £180K 1 Dawson's Creek GK HOL 12.5.68 32 - - £2K 30.6.02 £675K 3 Duh-duh, duh-duh da! D/DM L SCO 3.12.64 36 22 - £1.7K 8.6.03 £45K 12 Fine Thankyou Susan S C ENG 17.10.79 21 - - £2K 30.6.02 £700K 13 Foularama F C ENG 19.5.80 20 - - £1K 11.6.01 £550K 17 Frog Jockey AM C SCO 7.2.64 36 - - £1K 30.6.03 £30K 11 Fungal Bloom AM/F LC SCO 27.2.70 30 - - £1K 30.6.03 £750K 27 Gives It To You Straight S C IRL 14.1.79 21 - - £1K 6.6.01 £30K 42 Goldfinger D L SCO 9.11.84 16 - - £100 30.6.01 £9K - Grant, Derek AM C SCO 25.3.83 17 - - £200 Rolling £100K 31 Hardly Matters D/DM C SCO 30.7.80 20 - - £120 30.6.01 £9K 30 He Can, You Know D LC SCO 30.11.70 30 3 - £1.2K 8.6.05 £400K 20 Hudson Pisspants GK SCO 8.11.66 34 - - £250 30.6.02 £100K - Hudson, Danny AM R ENG 2.10.83 17 - - £300 Rolling £90K 25 Kashmir D C SCO 15.12.79 21 - - £1.7K 28.6.03 £400K 24 Keen But Useless DM C SCO 15.10.79 21 - - £1.3K 3.6.01 £35K - Kennedy, Daniel AM C SCO 30.12.82 18 - - £1.1K Rolling £75K 7 Lord Snooty AM R SCO 13.3.81 19 - - £300 30.6.02 £250K 2 Marzipan Cake D RC HOL 10.8.68 32 - - £1.3K 30.6.02 £210K 21 Me Moite DM RC SCO 24.8.78 22 - - £2.5K 30.7.03 £750K 18 Milkfloat D/S C SCO 4.11.71 29 - - £900 1.6.03 £800K - Morris, Andy S CC ENG 17.11.67 33 - - £300 8.6.03 £28K 28 Nish, Colin S C SCO 7.3.81 19 - - £300 30.6.01 £110K 16 Odd Couple D RC HOL 20.9.66 34 - - £800 30.6.02 £110K 9 Phantom Of The Donkey S C SCO 9.1.74 26 1 1 £4.5K 30.6.04 £1.6M 26 Phil McAvity AM RL SCO 18.5.82 18 - - £400 30.6.01 £725K 38 Pointy-Haired One S C ENG 4.1.82 18 - - £700 11.6.01 £1M 8 Qu'est-que çe D/DM C SCO 15.3.67 33 9 - £3K 30.6.03 £550K 14 Randy Tree-Growth M C SCO 15.11.68 32 - - £750 30.6.01 £300K 33 Repairman Senior F RLC JAM 15.9.76 24 4 2 £500 30.6.02 £825K 6 Scavenger Twat D C ENG 16.8.82 18 - - £500 6.6.01 £250K 37 Shite Versatility D/DM/S C SCO 20.10.79 21 - - £150 Rolling Free 4 Sicknote D/M C ENG 17.9.72 28 - - £750 30.6.01 £130K 32 Skid D/M RC SCO 14.2.83 17 - - £100 30.6.01 £55K 23 Slovakian Animation D C MOR 28.6.73 27 6 - £1.7K 30.6.02 £250K 10 Small Scary Monster S C SCO 21.7.80 20 - - £1K 30.6.03 £975K 15 Space-Time Continuum D/DM R SCO 30.8.67 33 - - £1.2K 1.6.01 £325K 29 Swords Of 1000 Men S C SCO 12.1.80 20 - - £925 25.6.04 £600K 19 Televangelist F C SCO 6.10.78 22 - - £2K 30.6.01 £275K - Throbbing Pig S CC ISL 30.8.77 23 - - £160 22.6.04 £200K 35 Turn Down The Jazz M RC IRL 12.1.78 22 - - £275 6.1.01 £250K ================================================================================================ 2000/1 Senior Club Stats ================================================================================================ No Name Apps Gls Con Pens Asts Yel Red MoM Av R --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5 Angry Squirrel 13 (3) 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 7.00 22 Aquamarina 12 (4) 3 0 0 1 4 2 1 7.13 34 Bell End 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ---- 36 Boyle, Steven - - - - - - - - ---- 1 Dawson's Creek 25 0 39 0 0 0 0 2 7.24 3 Duh-duh, duh-duh da! 18 (1) 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 6.42 12 Fine Thankyou Susan - - - - - - - - ---- 13 Foularama 5 (2) 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 7.00 17 Frog Jockey - - - - - - - - ---- 11 Fungal Bloom 12 (3) 3 0 0 2 2 0 0 6.87 27 Gives It To You Straight 11 (5) 5 0 0 1 0 0 2 7.50 42 Goldfinger - - - - - - - - ---- - Grant, Derek - - - - - - - - ---- 31 Hardly Matters - - - - - - - - ---- 30 He Can, You Know 22 0 0 0 0 3 0 2 7.27 20 Hudson Pisspants - - - - - - - - ---- - Hudson, Danny - - - - - - - - ---- 25 Kashmir 12 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.92 24 Keen But Useless 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8.00 - Kennedy, Daniel - - - - - - - - ---- 7 Lord Snooty 3 (9) 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 6.92 2 Marzipan Cake - - - - - - - - ---- 21 Me Moite 19 4 0 0 2 1 0 0 7.21 18 Milkfloat 0 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7.00 - Morris, Andy - - - - - - - - ---- 28 Nish, Colin - - - - - - - - ---- 16 Odd Couple 10 0 0 0 3 4 0 0 7.00 9 Phantom Of The Donkey 19 (3) 6 0 0 3 1 0 1 6.86 26 Phil McAvity 5 (1) 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 6.83 38 Pointy-Haired One 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5.50 8 Qu'est-que çe 24 1 0 0 3 2 0 1 7.25 14 Randy Tree-Growth 10 (1) 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 6.91 33 Repairman Senior - - - - - - - - ---- 6 Scavenger Twat 4 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 6.80 37 Shite Versatility - - - - - - - - ---- 4 Sicknote 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.80 32 Skid 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.00 23 Slovakian Animation 2 (2) 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7.75 10 Small Scary Monster 7 (1) 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.88 15 Space-Time Continuum 15 (4) 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 6.74 29 Swords Of 1000 Men 1 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.50 19 Televangelist - - - - - - - - ---- - Throbbing Pig - - - - - - - - ---- 35 Turn Down The Jazz 16 (2) 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 6.72 ================================================================================================ 2000/1 Transfers ================================================================================================ Date Player In From Fee ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12.7.00 Steve Hardwick Free Transfer Free 12.7.00 Mark Riley Free Transfer Free 12.7.00 Billy Bennett Free Transfer Free 13.7.00 Dean Yates Free Transfer Free 13.7.00 Richard Stacey Free Transfer Free 13.7.00 Duh-duh, duh-duh da! Free Transfer Free 14.7.00 Andy Morris Free Transfer Free 19.7.00 He Can, You Know Free Transfer Free 26.7.00 Fall In The Sink Free Transfer Free 9.8.00 Gives It To You Straight Millwall Loan 26.8.00 Bell End Carlstad United £14K 28.8.00 Throbbing Pig Free Transfer Free 8.9.00 Turn Down The Jazz Barnsley Loan 8.11.00 Scavenger Twat Wolves Loan 12.11.00 Pointy-Haired One Ipswich Loan 12.11.00 Foularama Leeds Loan Date Player Out To Fee ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 11.7.00 The Mekon Walsall £375K 12.7.00 Shite And Gone Tranmere £110K 13.7.00 Dean Yates Released Free 13.7.00 Joe Nelson Released Free 25.7.00 Graeme Robertson Released Free 28.9.00 Emile Chesty St. Mirren £300K 30.10.00 Neurotic Mini-Me Wrexham £70K ================================================================================================ 2000/1 Fixtures ================================================================================================ Date Opposition Ven Competition Res Attend Scorers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11.7.00 Airdrie A Friendly 1:3 1269 Neurotic Mini-Me 16.7.00 Hull ENG H Friendly 2:0 1343 Randy Tree-Growth, Televangelist 22.7.00 Dumbarton A Friendly 3:0 655 Aquamarina, Phantom Of The Donkey, Me Moite 29.7.00 Dundee Utd H Premier Division 3:0 7493 Phantom Of The Donkey 2, Me Moite 5.8.00 Dundee A Premier Division 2:1 9703 Me Moite, Phantom Of The Donkey 12.8.00 Rangers H Premier Division 2:2 12471 Phantom Of The Donkey, Gives It To You Straight 15.8.00 Dumbarton H League Cup 2nd Rnd 0:1 1365 19.8.00 Hearts A Premier Division 3:3 12219 Randy Tree-Growth, Small Scary Monster 2 9.9.00 Motherwell A Premier Division 1:4 8687 Turn Down The Jazz 16.9.00 St. Johnstone H Premier Division 3:2 7001 Phantom Of The Donkey, Me Moite, Fungal Bloom 20.9.00 Hibs H Premier Division 0:1 8549 23.9.00 Kilmarnock A Premier Division 1:3 10450 Gives It To You Straight 1.10.00 Aberdeen H Premier Division 1:0 8405 Gives It To You Straight 14.10.00 St. Mirren A Premier Division 1:1 6631 Turn Down The Jazz 17.10.00 Dundee H Premier Division 0:0 7237 21.10.00 Rangers A Premier Division 0:2 44253 28.10.00 Celtic A Premier Division 0:2 51319 4.11.00 Dundee Utd A Premier Division 1:2 6942 Gives It To You Straight 11.11.00 Motherwell H Premier Division 1:2 7587 Phantom Of The Donkey 18.11.00 Hibs A Premier Division 2:3 9797 Aquamarina, Foularama 25.11.00 Hearts H Premier Division 1:2 8350 Foularama 2.12.00 Kilmarnock H Premier Division 0:2 6819 9.12.00 Celtic H Premier Division 3:0 11103 Qu'est-que çe, Sicknote, Aquamarina 13.12.00 Aberdeen A Premier Division 1:1 10847 Gives It To You Straight 16.12.00 St. Mirren H Premier Division 3:0 6445 Foularama, Fungal Bloom, Aquamarina 23.12.00 St. Johnstone A Premier Division 1:2 6777 Fungal Bloom 26.12.00 Rangers H Premier Division 1:3 12488 Me Moite 2.1.01 Dundee A Premier Division 0:0 9325 27.1.01 Clyde H Scottish Cup 3rd Rnd --- ----- 31.1.01 Hibs H Premier Division --- ----- 3.2.01 Hearts A Premier Division --- ----- 7.2.01 Dundee Utd H Premier Division --- ----- 10.2.01 Motherwell A Premier Division --- ----- 24.2.01 St. Johnstone H Premier Division --- ----- 3.3.01 Kilmarnock A Premier Division --- ----- 17.3.01 Aberdeen H Premier Division --- ----- 31.3.01 St. Mirren A Premier Division --- ----- 7.4.01 Celtic A Premier Division --- -----