************************************************************************************************ Dundee - Tuesday 2nd January 2001 ************************************************************************************************ ================================================================================================ Squad ================================================================================================ No Name Position(s) Nat Born Age Caps Gls Wages Expires Value ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 43 12 Foot Pizza D/M LC SCO 7.11.81 19 - - £150 20.6.02 £210K - Abdulrahman, Khalid M LL SCO 10.1.81 19 - - £80 18.6.04 £40K 13 An Awful Lot of Tigers AM/F RL ENG 3.2.76 24 - - £1.7K 18.6.05 £425K 31 Bayne, Graham S C SCO 22.8.79 21 - - £400 1.7.01 £45K 15 Big and Bouncy D/M LC SCO 28.11.77 23 - - £1.5K 1.6.04 £900K 19 Billious Bogg M C ITA 19.4.74 26 - - £2K 1.6.01 £20M 18 Captain Ahab's Sowester AM RC ESP 16.4.75 25 - - £5K 30.6.03 £1.5M 45 Fatello, Umberto D RC ITA 21.1.83 17 - - £110 30.6.02 £26K 1 Fear of a Canapé Planet GK ITA 1.7.75 25 - - £1.1K 30.6.02 £525K 9 Fiat Uno S C ARG 11.7.80 20 - - £5K 30.6.02 £800K 26 Fire Retardant Pants S C PAR 31.1.78 22 - - £1.7K 12.6.03 £900K 25 French Cunt D R FRA 4.2.64 36 - - £750 8.6.03 £30K 47 Fuck a Sock D RLC ENG 15.12.76 24 - - £850 25.6.04 £150K 16 Gareth Gates Must Die F RC ENG 7.11.79 21 - - £400 30.6.01 £275K - Gibson, Keith AM RC SCO 1.5.81 19 - - £150 25.6.02 £22K - Gilfillan, Finn AM RC SCO 15.4.80 20 - - £150 4.6.06 £35K 17 Good and Hard F RLC ARG 15.6.72 28 9 - £1.7K 30.6.01 £180K 23 Gravy Granules M C WAL 22.4.71 29 2 - £1.5K 25.6.03 £160K 5 Hitler's Handbag S C SCO 24.10.78 22 - - £750 30.6.02 £575K 33 Ian St John's Pet Roach F RLC ARG 9.1.67 33 48 16 £11K 15.6.03 £600K - Kelly, Jonathan M RRC SCO 19.1.80 20 - - £150 30.6.01 £95K 21 Kevin Bacon's Aquarium S C SCO 5.5.80 20 - - £500 1.7.02 £1M 37 MacKay, David D/DM L SCO 13.4.80 20 - - £110 20.6.02 £10K 28 Mair, Lee D/M R SCO 9.12.80 20 - - £150 30.6.01 £120K 48 McGuinness, Kieran M RLC SCO 25.7.83 17 - - £150 30.6.02 £45K 4 Meccano Monkey D LC ITA 23.7.69 31 - - £5K 30.6.02 £525K 14 Miller, Willie D/DM R SCO 1.11.69 31 - - £2K 7.7.02 £210K 39 Montgomery, Richard D LC SCO 4.4.81 19 - - £150 30.6.02 £170K 10 Mr Bismarck AM C GEO 10.5.72 28 44 - £7.5K 30.6.02 £1.1M 8 Paul Simon's Magic Fish D C IRL 18.11.74 26 - - £1.2K 23.6.05 £200K 11 Pops AM/F C SCO 5.4.66 34 - - £1.5K 14.7.01 £45K 22 Queenie's Pantfish D C AUS 20.12.78 22 - - £750 30.6.02 £525K 2 Rat Au Vin D/M RC ARG 16.6.76 24 - - £2K 30.6.02 £1.7M 7 Robertson, Hugh DM LC SCO 19.3.75 25 - - £1K 1.7.01 £30K - Russo, Marco AM//F C ITA 25.4.82 18 - - £150 30.6.02 £22K 50 Scottish Goalie GK SCO 4.6.81 19 - - £150 2.6.04 £1M 35 See Spot Run M L YUG 19.7.80 20 - - £1K 30.6.01 £180K 24 Shitty Stick SW/D C SCO 19.2.74 26 - - £1.5K 1.7.01 £250K 30 Slater, Mark SW/D C SCO 2.4.79 21 - - £400 1.7.01 £110K 38 Slightly Pigeon AM RL IRL 12.9.80 20 - - £1.4K 1.6.01 £230K 12 Susan McSkimming AM LC SCO 29.5.70 30 - - £1.5K 1.7.01 £140K 42 Thompson, Jonathan SW/D LC SCO 26.7.81 19 - - £150 24.6.03 £160K 29 Toothpaste Enema M C ITA 29.9.69 31 - - £2K 30.6.02 £250K 20 Tupperware Haircut SW/D C SCO 20.4.80 20 - - £1K 1.7.01 £1.5M 3 Van Eijs, Frank D/M L HOL 6.11.71 29 - - £500 30.6.01 £110K - Watson, Steven D/MM R SCO 24.10.80 20 - - £110 10.6.06 £35K 46 Wet Hanky GK SCO 17.5.83 17 - - £150 30.6.02 £140K ================================================================================================ 2000/1 Senior Club Stats ================================================================================================ No Name Apps Gls Con Pens Asts Yel Red MoM Av R --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 43 12 Foot Pizza 3 (4) 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 6.00 - Abdulrahman, Khalid - - - - - - - - ---- 13 An Awful Lot of Tigers 25 10 0 1 (1) 2 0 0 6 7.60 31 Bayne, Graham - - - - - - - - ---- 15 Big and Bouncy 24 0 0 0 3 3 0 0 6.33 19 Billious Bogg 9 (4) 2 0 0 1 1 0 0 6.54 18 Captain Ahab's Sowester 21 (1) 2 0 1 (1) 3 1 0 1 6.86 45 Fatello, Umberto - - - - - - - - ---- 1 Fear of a Canapé Planet 8 0 14 0 0 0 0 0 6.50 9 Fiat Uno 5 (2) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.57 26 Fire Retardant Pants 7 (5) 5 0 0 1 0 0 0 6.83 25 French Cunt 0 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.00 47 Fuck a Sock 2 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.00 16 Gareth Gates Must Die 13 (2) 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 6.93 - Gibson, Keith - - - - - - - - ---- - Gilfillan, Finn - - - - - - - - ---- 17 Good and Hard - - - - - - - - ---- 23 Gravy Granules 0 (2) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.50 5 Hitler's Handbag 4 (11) 5 0 0 0 1 0 0 7.07 33 Ian St John's Pet Roach 15 (5) 2 0 0 4 1 0 1 7.05 - Kelly, Jonathan - - - - - - - - ---- 21 Kevin Bacon's Aquarium 0 (4) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.75 37 MacKay, David - - - - - - - - ---- 28 Mair, Lee - - - - - - - - ---- 48 McGuinness, Kieran - - - - - - - - ---- 4 Meccano Monkey 14 (6) 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 6.30 14 Miller, Willie - - - - - - - - ---- 39 Montgomery, Richard - - - - - - - - ---- 10 Mr Bismarck 6 (5) 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 6.91 8 Paul Simon's Magic Fish 11 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 7.09 11 Pops 5 (1) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.50 22 Queenie's Pantfish 24 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 6.79 2 Rat Au Vin 27 0 0 0 3 1 0 1 7.04 7 Robertson, Hugh - - - - - - - - ---- - Russo, Marco - - - - - - - - ---- 50 Scottish Goalie 11 (3) 0 14 0 0 0 0 0 7.29 35 See Spot Run 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.20 24 Shitty Stick 10 (7) 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 6.35 30 Slater, Mark - - - - - - - - ---- 38 Slightly Pigeon 11 4 0 0 4 0 0 0 7.55 12 Susan McSkimming 9 (2) 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 6.91 42 Thompson, Jonathan - - - - - - - - ---- 29 Toothpaste Enema 6 (3) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6.44 20 Tupperware Haircut 12 (1) 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 6.38 3 Van Eijs, Frank - - - - - - - - ---- - Watson, Steven - - - - - - - - ---- 46 Wet Hanky 8 0 12 0 0 0 1 1 6.88 ================================================================================================ 2000/1 Transfers ================================================================================================ Date Player In From Fee ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12.7.00 David Pugh Free Transfer Free 13.7.00 Jørgen Tidemand Free Transfer Free 13.7.00 Mark McGiven Free Transfer Free 13.7.00 French Cunt Free Transfer Free 19.7.00 An Awful Lot of Tigers Telford £12K 22.7.00 Khalid Abdulrahman Free Transfer Free 26.8.00 Fuck a Sock Chesterfield £40K 26.9.00 Paul Simon's Magic Fish Livingston £50K 2.11.00 Slightly Pigeon Liverpool Loan 9.11.00 Ballast Tottenham Loan 25.12.00 Gravy Granules Gillingham £200K Date Player Out To Fee ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12.7.00 Harry Hay Released Free 17.7.00 James Langfield Everton £140K 24.7.00 BulBul a BulBul Amir Piacenza £1.6M 6.8.00 Nicky Banger Hayes £20K 8.11.00 Graeme Thomson Released Free 8.11.00 Duncan McLean Released Free 19.11.00 Craig Ireland Swansea £100K 28.12.00 Steven Tweed Swansea £45K ================================================================================================ 2000/1 Fixtures ================================================================================================ Date Opposition Ven Competition Res Attend Scorers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11.7.00 Ayr Utd A Friendly 0:0 1573 16.7.00 Clyde H Friendly 3:0 996 Fiat Uno 2, Mr Bismarck 23.7.00 Charlton ENG H Friendly 0:1 1148 29.7.00 Hearts H Premier Division 0:1 13561 5.8.00 Dunfermline H Premier Division 1:2 9703 An Awful Lot of Tigers 12.8.00 Celtic A Premier Division 1:2 51629 Billious Bogg 15.8.00 Cowdenbeath A League Cup 2nd Rnd 2:1 1127 Fire Retardant Pants, Billious Bogg 19.8.00 Motherwell A Premier Division 2:3 8145 Fire Retardant Pants 2 27.8.00 Kilmarnock H Premier Division 2:3 11072 Captain Ahab's Sowester pen, Fire Retardant Pants 6.9.00 St. Mirren A League Cup 3rd Rnd 1:1 2186 Gareth Gates Must Die 9.9.00 St. Mirren A Premier Division 1:3 6674 Gareth Gates Must Die 16.9.00 Hibs H Premier Division 1:0 10843 An Awful Lot of Tigers 24.9.00 Dundee Utd A Premier Division 2:3 12838 An Awful Lot of Tigers, Hitler's Handbag 30.9.00 Rangers H Premier Division 0:2 13520 14.10.00 Aberdeen A Premier Division 2:1 12207 An Awful Lot of Tigers, Captain Ahab's Sowester 17.10.00 Dunfermline A Premier Division 0:0 7237 21.10.00 Celtic H Premier Division 0:2 13520 28.10.00 St. Johnstone H Premier Division 0:1 12539 5.11.00 Hearts A Premier Division 4:4 12496 An Awful Lot of Tigers, Slightly Pigeon Ian St John's Pet Roach, Hitler's Handbag 11.11.00 St. Mirren H Premier Division 1:2 8148 Fire Retardant Pants 18.11.00 Kilmarnock A Premier Division 2:1 10016 Gareth Gates Must Die, An Awful Lot of Tigers pen 25.11.00 Motherwell H Premier Division 2:1 10100 Hitler's Handbag 2 29.11.00 Hibs H League Cup Qtr Final 3:1 11895 Ian St John's Pet Roach, Hitler's Handbag Paul Simon's Magic Fish 2.12.00 Dundee Utd H Premier Division 2:0 13517 An Awful Lot of Tigers, Slightly Pigeon 9.12.00 St. Johnstone A Premier Division 1:0 10540 An Awful Lot of Tigers 16.12.00 Aberdeen H Premier Division 3:1 13520 Slightly Pigeon, An Awful Lot of Tigers 2 20.12.00 Rangers A Premier Division 0:2 44607 23.12.00 Hibs A Premier Division 0:1 10015 26.12.00 Celtic A Premier Division 2:2 51605 Shitty Stick, Slightly Pigeon 2.1.01 Dunfermline H Premier Division 0:0 9325 27.1.01 East Stirling A Scottish Cup 3rd Rnd --- ----- 31.1.01 Kilmarnock H Premier Division --- ----- 3.2.01 Motherwell A Premier Division --- ----- 7.2.01 Hearts H Premier Division --- ----- 10.2.01 St. Mirren A Premier Division --- ----- 14.2.01 Hearts N League Cup Semi Final --- ----- 24.2.01 Hibs H Premier Division --- ----- 3.3.01 Dundee Utd A Premier Division --- ----- 17.3.01 Rangers H Premier Division --- ----- 31.3.01 Aberdeen A Premier Division --- ----- 7.4.01 St. Johnstone H Premier Division --- -----