foxy picture - not what you think!

The Urban Fox

Alright, gov! I'm an urban fox,

What I love is:

  • Dustbins
  • Fish and chips
  • Big Macs
  • KFC

Not too much open space for me!

You can keep your coverts and furrows.

My cubs play in your rhubarb patch,

Make their burrows

Under your garden shed.

Well fed,

Roll in the snow on diamond nights

In the public park,

Yammer and bark

All night to steal your sleep, commuters!

Inner city people,

Wage slaves and dole scroungers,

Who never put on red coats

And hunt me to my death.