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Committee 2007/2008
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sally hughes at magd oxford
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| Sally Hughes |
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As the roles of captains and president were split for the first time in
OUAC's history, Sally Hughes took the honour of not only becoming the
first President of OUAC under the new committee structure, but also the
first female president, thus showing what an all inclusive, equal
opportunity club OUAC is. When she isn't in the kitchen making cups of
tea and doing the washing up for all the men in the club, Sally likes
cooking, kittens, and doesn't know much about football, but she really
likes to get the guys beers while they watch it. She's also a pretty
good 400m hurdler, breaking her own PB (as opposed to someone else's PB)
several times over the past season, a feat which she is set to achieve
once again as she looks to lead the club into a happy, bright future.
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| Men's Captain |
philip duggleby at bnc oxford
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| Philip Duggleby |
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The real doctor.
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| Women's Captain |
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| Steph Madgett |
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Is Orange.
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| Honorary Secretary |
daniel johnson at new oxford
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| Dan Johnson |
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The last of the Time Lords, Dan has been at Oxford since the early
eighteen-hundreds. Every few years, he nearly gets match fit, but then
picks up another horrendous injury, and is forced to regenerate and join
a new college. As such, it seemed only fitting that in his latest
regeneration he should study medicine, so that he might call himself The
Doctor, and in between trying to save lives, he continues to dabble in a
big of jumping and sprinting. He is also the only member of the
committee who knows how to contact the elusive "Editor", the writer
behind OUAC's weekly newsletter "The Tabthumping Times", now heading
towards its 50th edition. Regularly seen down the track clutching ice
to one of his limbs, Dan is a tall, handsome, stallion of a man, beloved
by everyone both at Oxford and Cambridge, and is in no way a sleazy
hedonistic serial womaniser. He doesn't even know how to spell
hedonism, and believes it to be a small island somewhere near the
southern coast of Spain. He likes Lasagne.
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| Junior Treasurer,Membership |
mark ponsford at hertford oxford
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| Mark Ponsford |
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The Ponsf is now into his third year of medicine, and is currently hard
at work on his research project into the effects of wearing minty-green
all-in-one lycra suits, and an apparent decline in credibility as a
member of the human race. Many a time this year will members of OUAC be
receving e-mails from Mr. Money, requesting long-overdue cheques for the
annual dinner, membership fees, and the limited edition OUAC Boxer
Shorts, embroided with both the club crest, and also Sir Roger
Bannister's record breaking time of 3 minutes 59.4 seconds, thus
providing your girlfriend of a good indication of what to expect. Soon
to enter this prime as a sprinter, Mark's distinctly limp-wristed
running style provides endless entertainment, to all those he leaves in
his wake (and not in the funeral sense). He doesn't like Lasagne, but
does like a good mince.
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| Vice Captain (Men) |
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| Johnny Pearson |
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| Vice Captain (Women) |
dominique smith at new oxford
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| Dominique Smith |
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The Dominiquetrix is a queen of pain, both physically and emotionally.
When she's not breaking the hearts of the visiting American students of
this world, she pounds the track night and day training for short
sprints. This year she has also assumed the role of Women's Vice
Captain, and is excited at the prospect of being the captain of women's
vice in and around Oxford for the coming months. As one of the fastest
and most talented young athletes in the country, OUAC were disappointed
that Christine Ohuruogu opted to not even bother applying to Oxford, and
so Dominique was a natural replacement, in the same way that Darth Vader
is a natural replacement for Mother Teresa. But you can't complain
about Dom being here, as if you do she gets nasty, and you wouldn't like
it if she got mad.
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| Sponsorship, Alumni |
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| Frances Smithson |
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Fran is the club’s new sponsorship and alumni rep, and as such the gauntlet was laid down to write a mildly amusing profile of her for the club’s website. However, no combination of the words “Paying for”, “Old members”, and “Fran likes” seemed to really provide any means of humour, and so some other more interesting facts were used instead. Since settling down with her current boyfriend (notice the use of the word current, as it makes it look like this website is up-to-date – were actual boyfriend’s name used, AOL would be forced to update the website every other week), Fran has become an increasingly boring member of the committee, and more research has been put into her younger sister (aka Bride of Duggleby). Fran’s sister is nothing like Fran – she’s rude, obnoxious, spoilt, irritating, vain, arrogant, while Fran’s sister is much nicer. To complain about the above profile, please send anonymous, highly abusive e-mails to either: waddington101@hotmail.com or hjw38@cam.ac.uk.
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| Fixtures Secretary |
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| Jack Matthews |
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| Social Secretary |
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| Web
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aaron oleary at jesus oxford
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| Aaron O'Leary |
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When Aaron O’Leary (aka AOL) was asked whether he wanted to be OUAC’s Web Gimp for the coming year, before you could say “inappropriate joke based on a misunderstanding” he had changed into his Spiderman Bondage Gear, and started yelling “You’ve got male!” at the top of his voice. After redressing in his normal attire (the Batman Bondage Gear), the combined role of stato and webmaster was fully explained to him, and thus began the inevitable journey into eternal singledom that only spending your days making websites and studying athletic results can bring. When not turning off girls via the Gift of the Geek, AOL likes to run, either in a straight line, round bends, or over hurdles, and, as he regularly points out while everyone else is trying to avoid eye contact with him down the pub, if any of the filthies try to get in his way this year, he will Ctrl+Alt+Del them. Lol. Ttyl.
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