OUCCC vs Sandford St Martin

at Mansfield Road, July 16th 2000


We made 215, Sandford St Martin lost in boring fashion. Now the details.

Despite telling us that game started at 2pm, Skip realised it was probably a 2:30 start. This was at 1:30 when there was no sign of the opposition. He's quick, our captain. When the oppo did arrive, all 10 Manny Road players were involved in the best slips catching exhibition in recorded history.

After winning the toss and deciding to bat, Skip tried some McNally-style captaincy by opening with Eddie and Nigel. Fortunately, the bowling was nothing special and things were going fine, until Major Bielby fired Nigel. In an amazing display never before witnessed by this correspondent, Nigel then gave a list of reasons why he was out! We were disappointed to find out that the children in Sandford's side were only there to make up the numbers, since they didn't get a bowl. Almost everyone got a start against the grownups, but only Carlos went on with it - not in the least bit assisted by being dropped at least four times. With 150 looking at times out of the question, the big man cut loose after drinks and plundered the attack. Unfortunately he fell just short of a century, finishing on 99 not out. He consoled himself with the fact that he had run out two Antipodians. For future reference, this is generally not considered a good thing!

When we took to the field with only 10 men, the slips were not utilised. Not even when Stu Grieve's better half arrived and filled in. By the way, we now know that Raj fields WORSE than a girl. In Skip's defence:

  1. only one ball went through the slip area at catchable height, and
  2. having caught everything when it didn't matter, we certainly wouldn't have caught anything when it counted.
Stu Grieve enticed one of their openers to tonk one to Charles who was expertly placed on the boundary. Rob sneaked one through the defences of the other opener and we were into the kids. A fine edge removed one of them before Dave "The Child Molester" Frame was brought into the attack. He displayed his inability to dismiss anyone older than sixteen, but we didn't get to see if he molests young girls as well as he molests young boys. After that, the bowling was pretty much rotated but we didn't manage to dismiss all of them. Deciding to open the batting with Nigel turned out NOT to be Skip's worse decision of the day. Stu Grieve's better half displayed a similar ability to pitch the ball short, but looked better as she ran in.

I have no excuses for a lackadaisical keeping performance, apart from:


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