||Allrounder - equally pants at everything
||37 (outdoors) and 43 (indoors)
||"Oi! You!" and "Oh God, not him?"
|Favourite batting shot
||Cover drive - I play at least one a season
|Usual way of getting out
||Caught somewhere ridiculous following a huge
heave at a christmas-present ball
|Usual way of getting batsman out
||also caught somewhere ridiculous
following a huge heave at a christmas-present ball...
|Favourite International Cricketer
|Favourite Domestic/Club Cricketer
|Best player I played against
||I've pimped my dubious talents round far too many clubs to
even remember them all, let alone list them!
||Chalgrove - could be improved by planting potatoes!
|Favourite cricket equipment
||Big lump of wood
|Memorable Moment On Field
||Hitting my first six and uttering an Audible
|Memorable Moment Off Field
||Getting UOHCC Champagne Moment for the above
||Being dropped off a pavilion step aged six months
|Biggest Fear In Cricket
||That one day someone will buttonhole me and say
"You. You're rubbish, you are."
|Career if not cricketer
||Errr... are any of us career cricketers?
|Favourite Comment/Sledge On Pitch
||To grunting bowler: God, it's Maria
||After last year, to actually play a bit of cricket
would be nice! The usual ambitions, though, are: Score 50, take five-for, bowl
maiden (this will probably come before the five-for!).