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Corporate People

We were the Board
We were a bunch of f*ckwits
We had to deal with
Too much weird sh!t
That's when I
Knew I was psi

They told me that his name was Morley
He chewed on gum
And he was dodgy, surely
I said 'fine'
And then in 30 seconds time
I said:

I want to live like Corporate people
I want to do whatever Corporate people do
I want to spend like corporate people
I want to screw over people like you
Well what else could they do?
They said 'we'll incorporate™ you'

He took me to a dodgy meeting,
I don't know why, maybe to get my feet in
the door,
so i would crave, more.
He said 'pretend you've got no idea'
I said 'that already seems clear'
He said 'yeah,
I don't see anyone else thinking here,

Are you sure,
You want to live like Corporate people
you want to see whatever corporate people see
you want to think like corporate people
you want to think like corporate people like me

But we didn't give a damn
Cos we never made a plan

Educate and get a stream
Join the Board and get esteem
The Corporation's only rule:
do not reduce the asset pool
and still you'll never get it right
cos it's too full of weird sh!te
watching squid suck out your brain
and the whole world's going down the drain yeah!

You'll never live like corporate people
you'll never do whatever corporate people do
you'll never spend like corporate people
you'll never think that no-one's better than you
and then plot, and traum, and get screwed
cos there's f*ck all else to do

Vote along with the corporate people
vote along and we might just get it through
vote along with the corporate people
vote along, even though they're voting 'gainst you
and the stupid things that we do
because we haven't got a clue

holy ark lying in the corner
assimilate ya, and never warn ya
Look out, we'll tear your free will out
cos everybody hates the temple
especially when they're all such psychopaths
and the zeroes are all toast
in the aftermath

you will never understand
how it feels to run the world
with any meaning or control
or with anywhere to go
you are amazed the board exists
and it burns so bright
when meteors fall from the sky

Educate and get a stream
Join the Board and get esteem
The Corporation's only rule:
do not reduce the asset pool
and still you'll never get it right
cos it's too full of weird sh!te
watching squid suck out your brain
and the whole world's going down the drain yeah!

You'll never leave the corporation
you'll never leave it even though your life sucks
you'll never leave the corporation
though the world's run right out of luck

As you watched, we all screwed up
Cos we never gave a f&ck

There'll never be more corporate people like you (x7)
You-ou-la-la-la-la (x4)
Oh yeah.

Concept: Disaster Aria
Lyrics: Disaster Aria
Music: Pulp
Apologies to: Pulp, for killing the song.

Disaster Aria is:
Gemma Lowe (Director of Music)
Serraendipitti (Assistant Director of Music)
Daniel Hemmens (Pulp Advisor)
Matthew Marcus (Token Corporate Person)
John Phillips (Token Psi)
Steve Pearson (Morley Impersonator)
Krystyna Joyce (Token singer)