||You may find yourself in a sticky situation. A union jack
parachute and a swift abseil down the millennium dome should
get you out of trouble. Now would be a good time to check
which wire you should cut when defusing a nuclear warhead.
||You may find yourself being a bull in a china shop, as every
high-tech gadget you use seems to get blown to pieces. If you use a
horse instead of a car watch out for hidden traps.
||Do not trust any lesbian twins, no matter how friendly they
first seem. Things could lead to an encounter in a swimming pool. A
friendly sheikh could get you out of trouble.
||Beware of promiscuity as your sign is prone to the dangers of
hedonistic pleasure. Instead, you could find distractions in your
||Once again, the stars hold the possibility of a warm
comfortable place to sleep. Don't take this for granted as your
evil overlord master could be killed or horribly mutilated and
where would that leave you?
||Love could be on the cards very soon. Romantic evenings
stranded on a boat with your lover may be frequent. Experimentation
with body paint could lead to more excitement.
||Keep in mind that every action has an equal and opposite
reaction. Knowledge of the laws of physics could be useful when
dealing with strong electromagnets and with fast centrifuges.
||A laser gun may have a sting in the tail. Someone close to you
may appear to be gaining weight rapidly - beware of outbursts.
Monorails could provide a convenient mode of transport.
||If you decide to practice your archery skills with grappling
hook guns, watch out for strange ninjas creeping up behind you.
Skiing could be an exciting alternative.
||Don't kid about with gold bullion - it may prove too
radioactive to handle. If you can't keep away from the stock
markets, don't invest in computer technology - the computing
industry is prone to attacks from psychotic millionaires.
||You are the water carrier, so you should be able to shake up a
vodka martini. Don't drink too many if you plan to win at the casino.
||If you are planning to finally capture the person who has eluded
you for so long, make sure you take the necessary precautions. Ensure
that your mutant sharks are suitably ill tempered and that your
piranhas haven't eaten for quite a while. After all, you expect your
prisoner to die!!!