Ask JabbaJabba's speech has been translated into English by C-3PO, a translation droid.
I am having problems with my girlfriend. She says I treat her like a dog,
and never spend enough time with her.
Jabba says: Pah! Obviously you are treating this creature too well.
Have you considered making its cell a little smaller, or feeding it every
week instead of every other day?
I suspect my Father is having an affair behind my Mother's back. They have
been married for over 20 years and she has no idea what is going on.
Jabba says: What is this nonsense? It is perfectly clear that your
Father is a weak and stupid man. The very fact that he allows you such
freedom, to write to me with these lies... You should be thrown to the
Jabberwocky for this! However, I think I can make use of such a creature.
My sensor systems have become hopelessly jammed. I have done my best to sort
the problem out. My stormtroopers have tried using first ordinary washing
up liquid and then a stronger variety, with a proper scrubber.
Oh my! Jabba isn't at all happy at being referred to as... oh you've made him very angry. Oh, no master Jabba, please do- aaaaaaarghh!
Greetings, I am T-R73, kitchen droid. I will be replacing C-3PO temporarily as Mr. PO is experiencing technical difficulties at present.
My best friend has been experimenting with the Dark Side of the Force. I have
tried to dissuade her from this path, but she won't listen to reason.
Jabba says: Your saucepan should be pleased to have such a well-cooked young apprentice at his culander. Banana side of the force could be useful to him in saturated ways. I suggest you wash and peel your master of this opportunity, and if he is creamy enough to throw away this fresh peas, I will purchase her from him for 500 grams of flour.
Jabba the Hutt is an inter-galactic arms dealer and slaver.