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Here is a list of humorous (and not so humorous) quotes from the members of the society:
If you haven't had enough you can also see lists of quotes from the Taruithorn holiday 2004.
Maria: “I wouldn’t want to be the car that ran over Edward.”
Peggy: “Have you ever actually met a deflated rubber cucumber?”
Maria: “I’ve always thought Feanor was rather effeminate.”
Owen: “I want to go to sleep, but I can’t be bothered.”
Peggy: “What’s the rhyme scheme?”
Maria (to Owen): “To think that you’ll live to be called Peter Jackson by members of your own Society.”
Sophia: “Playing the guitar is a lot like playing Twister with your fingers.”
Maria: “Give me a sword!”
Interviewer (to Maria):“She’s one of the Illuminati of the society.”
Anna (In an email): “I was very disappointed, because they said they didn’t seal people off during the plague after all.”
Colin: “So, who’s suing us for mental torment?”
Edward: “I’m not into Tolkien that much.”
Sara: “Edward SIT down!”
Sophia: “I think I must be designed by Satan.”
Maria: “I want the eagle’s blood.” (also during Risk)
Sophia: “Edward is always the most likely culprit.”
Nicholay: “I do not have enough midichlorians to beat Edward!!!” (after playing Star Wars racer)
Aram (to Nicholay): “Use that cabbage on your shoulders.”
Peter: “What’s that building doing there?!” (whilst lost in New York City)
Tora: “I saw Tolkien’s picture of Isengard recently, and it looks like a housing block from the 1960’s.”
Tora: “How do you think ’The Lord of the Rings’ would have been different if there had been jeeps?”
Owen: “I’m sure that *some* Oxford students are normal.”
Tora: “The peacock doesn't have to take Finals!”
Edward: “Don't say the R-word.”
Tora: “This is probably a silly question, but do mummy ducks need daddy ducks?”
Nicholay: “You are my lady who sits at home in North Rhun, and Tora is my lady who inspires me to world conquest.”
Anna: “I think the Lays of Belariand would lend themselves well to rap.”
Colin: “If you saw the things we do with jelly babies, you’d be scared of us.”
Linda: “This is the purpose of my life. To get freebies and to be a bitch.”
Sophia: “I generally don’t read things with princesses in them.”
Sophia (in a graveyard): “This would be a good place to have mysterious pagan rites.”
Owen: “I was feeling really sleepy recently, and I thought, maybe my consciousness is dying.”
Owen: “I think that Lord of the Rings is very poor.”
Ben (to Edward): “Can you tell us about your relationship with the word ‘eucatastrophe’?”
Colin: “In 1000AD, a Chinaman whose name is still remembered, except I don’t remember it...”
Lord Morgoth: “In my experience, prisoners *enjoy* being whipped.”
Maria (on the pronunciation of ‘auta i lome’): “Of course it’s ‘ee’, it’s ‘ee’ in every proper language.”
Owen: “You have to wrap the rope around your body in odd ways.” (On abseiling without a harness)
Nick: “Always remember the happy bunny of hope.”
Sophia: “I would feel deprived and neglected if people didn’t mock me. I wouldn't know what to do with myself.”
Nick: “Sophia, do you have Nicolay in your drawers?”
Toby: “Even my essays are slash. I was writing Mill/Bentham slash...”
Chris: “It’s terrible. Kathryn’s been in Cornwall for weeks. I’m not getting my bullying quota.”
Nick: “The fact that they stole it from me before I even thought of it is not my problem.”
Lloyd: “You may be wondering why I was looking for a gun on eBay.”
Nick: “I think I don’t like avocados. I may be confusing them with asparagus.”
Tora: “Is spontaneously factorising like spontaneously combusting?”
Nick (on Maria and Nicholay moving house by punt): “I would have come. I had no idea who any of you were, and I still would have come.”
Maria: “We’re all going insane, and we’re not even on the holiday yet.”
Sophia: “The quote’s page is pure genius, and I only say this because I think I thought of it myself.”
Nick (during a game of Mao): “Edward took a biscuit then Owen took a biscuit; I was convinced that if I took a biscuit I'd be playing out of turn.”
Edward: "I think the Oath [of Feanor] is badly worded."
Rebecca: "I don't think that any women in Tolkien menstruate."
Nick (after having been hitting himself with a mallet for the past five minutes): "No, that's painful."
Nick: "Assuming you are given a randomised pair of breasts"
Katy: "Can you get lesbians covered in cheese sauce on room service?"
Nick: "I used to have recurring dreams about falling off a cliff in a shopping trolley."
Someone: "A planet that starts with a "J"?"
Owen: "I'm happy and I'm not even doing anything with my hands!"
Sophia: "I like that dress! I would have worn that dress! (pause) Not now that Owen's worn it..."
Edward (getting confused at the AGM): "The returning officer shall allow postal bollocks to be accepted."
Sophia: "I don't want to aim for Toby - I want Owen!"